MELFURICAL VAPOR — PREMIUM HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

Premium retro shirt with original detailing and styling.

🎄 Guaranteed Christmas delivery on all orders placed by 15th December 🎄

The Design: Son of a Nutcracker! That’s Fast.
Titled “Melfurical Vapor,” this is a match made in the North Pole. We all know elves are fast, so we’ve paired the world’s most enthusiastic human with the world’s fastest boots: the iconic Chrome Nike Mercurial Vapor I. It’s a brilliant, deep-cut crossover for those who grew up quoting the movie and dreaming of these boots.

The Garment: 280gsm Luxury Weight
A massive 280gsm organic cotton tee. Nearly double the weight of a standard shirt, it offers a structured, opaque finish that doesn’t cling. The boxy cut delivers an instant high-end streetwear silhouette—broad on the shoulders, relaxed on the waist.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• High weight & structure: 280gsm single jersey for a firm, premium feel

• Material: 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton — soft, durable, and eco-friendly

• Fit: Oversized / boxy fit (unisex) — dropped shoulders, roomy silhouette

• Finish: Clean finishes — set-in sleeves, 1×1 rib at the collar, inside back neck tape, blind stitch at cuffs & hem

DELIVERY INFO

• Dispatch: 3-5 working days (Each item is printed to order)

• Shipping: Next working day delivery (UK)

⚠️ SHIPPING NOTE: These tees and sweatshirts ship separately from our retro football shirts. If you order both, they may arrive in different packages and at different times.

SIZE GUIDE (Oversized Boxy Fit)

• XXS: Chest 53cm / Length 60.5cm (Fits 32-34″ chest)

• XS: Chest 55cm / Length 63.5cm (Fits 34-36″ chest)

• S: Chest 57cm / Length 67.5cm (Fits 36-38″ chest)

• M: Chest 61cm / Length 71.5cm (Fits 38-40″ chest)

• L: Chest 64cm / Length 73.5cm (Fits 41-43″ chest)

• XL: Chest 67cm / Length 75.5cm (Fits 43-45″ chest)

• 2XL: Chest 71cm / Length 77.5cm (Fits 46-47″ chest)

• 3XL: Chest 75cm / Length 79.5cm (Fits 48-50″ chest)

Fit Advice: The Asher is a fashion-forward oversized drop-shoulder cut.

• For the intended loose look: Order your usual size.

• For a more regular/fitted look: Size down one size.